September 2, 2014

carlospalmer:

instead of calling someone a “grammar nazi”, why not try:

  • word nerd
  • syntax whiplash
  • fuckin geek
  • speech preacher
  • punctuate infatuate-er
  • ~Lord English~
  • grAMMAR SLAMMER

speech preacher it is then.

(Source: carlospalmer, via dadsworld)

September 1, 2014

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September 1, 2014
terriblerealestateagentphotos:

Wake up Eric, the agent’s here. And for heaven’s sake put some clothes on.
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Follow on Twitter @BadRealtyPhotos

terriblerealestateagentphotos:

Wake up Eric, the agent’s here. And for heaven’s sake put some clothes on.

Book now available for pre-order on Amazon

Follow on Twitter @BadRealtyPhotos

September 1, 2014

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

(Source: nbhcannibal, via dadsworld)

September 1, 2014
ifpaintingscouldtext:

Frank Dicksee | Romeo and Juliet | 1884

ifpaintingscouldtext:

Frank Dicksee | Romeo and Juliet | 1884

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September 1, 2014

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September 1, 2014
ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

(via dadsworld)

September 1, 2014
A Proposed General Rule about Pictures of Naked People

fishingboatproceeds:

fishingboatproceeds:

I mean, I’m not saying that we can enforce this as law or anything. I also might be wrong about this. But:

Just as a general rule, I feel like we should not look at pictures of the breasts or genitalia of people who would rather we not look…

September 1, 2014

ciarachimera:

Relationship goals. 100%

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August 31, 2014

radsanta:

radsanta:

a cute boy randomly started texting me and is being rly nice to me?//????

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I HATE BOYS

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